Which obviously made me say, “OH MY GOSH! This sexy woman with a ferociously enormous butt wants to be my friend on Facebook so badly that she put her friend request in a personal ad so it can find me wherever I am!
And her name is Tionne. How exotic! I'm not even 100% sure how to pronounce that!
We already have two friends in common; I must have showed up on her newsfeed twice and she was all, ‘Wow! That guy’s really hot! I see in him what everyone else misses! I need to be his friend! I will do whatever it takes!‘
She even left a personal message: 'Want to meet me?' ...So personal and inciting!
I should probably click this sidebar Facebook notification and head over to Facebook STAT – I have three notifications that I should check anyway.
*clickclickclickclick*
HEY! This isn’t Facebook! ‘Find hot locals in your area’? Hmmm...Well, obviously Tionne is local because we have mutual friends, and she’s hot, so maybe this is some sort of Facebook shortcut to find her faster. Here’s my name, email, and street address.
$26 a month? I will do whatever it takes to find her. IT’S US AGAINST THE WORLD, TIONNE.
Maybe I’ll take out my own ad."
Haha really good stuff.
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