You’ve experienced and loved SongBomb©™, and now I have created a new texting phenomenon that is tearing up the charts of telecommunication!
It’s called…
Poem Invasion®©™
The rules are simple:
1. You must first receive a text. (This adds to the “sneak attack” nature of Poem Invasion®©™, because the sender actually brings it upon themselves.)
2. You must respond to their text with a reply that rhymes with what they wrote. This will result in a stanza of poetry. (Extra points are awarded if you can also make the two texts rhythmically work together.)
3. Even though rhyming is difficult, it is immensely important to try to keep the conversation on topic. This way you can keep it going as long as possible.*
4. If the person you're Poem Invasion®©™ing gets uncomfortable and asks something about your conversation rhyming, quickly make one last line and say goodbye. (It’s kind of like the movie Inception; once the people become aware that you’re messing with their world, they’ll turn on you. In a Poem Invasion®©™, a sure sign of this is other party ending her or his texts with words like orange, month, or purple. Get out as soon as you can; they’re on to you!)
*In the event that the person you’re Poem Invasion®©™ing replies with “What?”, you are allowed to text them back with a simple, “Whaaat!” However, this transforms Poem Invasion®©™ into:
Rap Attack!!®©™
The rules of Rap Attack!!®©™ are almost identical to Poem Invasion®©™, you just have to add the words yo, krunk, and the suffix -izzle as much as you can.
An Example of Rap Attack!!®©™
Friend: Kissing my boyfriend is such a drag. I wish he were taller.
You: Well if he ever needs a boost, just give a little holler!
Friend: What?
You: Whaaat!
Friend: What are you doing?
You: I’m krunk, yo! I’m on a boat, yo! Look at me, you mizzle fizzle, check out what I’m brewing!
(Any reference to I’m on a Boat automatically gives you extra points.)
Friend: You’re being weird.
You: Whoa! An insult from my bro! I guess I should watch out where I’m shavin’ my beard!
Friend: What?
You: Whaaat!
Friend: Orange orange orange
You: Okay, see you at dinner. Bye.
It is encouraged to publish the work on facebook or submit it to a literary magazine as unintentional poetry. It's highly, highly conceptual.
Ahahahah! This was great! I knew Poem Invasion (R,C,TM) was coming but I didn't expect Rap Attack! Your examples are so funny :)
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